the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
remember when icarly got away with saying this
"Uck, that’s gross!"
I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.
Lord you’d be the perfect boyfriend
Well I’m a woman so probably not