honestly if there was a fandom that would survive on a deserted island it would be the one direction fandom due to our natural tendency of making something out of nothing


there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests