abby. 18. shows. food. boys. clothes. I just want to live out of a suitcase on the road.

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america


that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this

"Uck, that’s gross!"


"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

parisjemm:

honeyyheroine:

parisjemm:

I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.

Lord you’d be the perfect boyfriend

Well I’m a woman so probably not


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